Brace yourself—Elon Musk’s Tesla is reportedly crashing the laptop party with a device that could make your MacBook cry! Rumors swirl of a rig with a built-in mini-Tesla turbine, generating power from your breath—yes, you heard that right. Musk’s not content ruling roads; he’s gunning for your workspace with this jaw-dropping innovation.

Insiders claim it’s loaded with a 3D-projecting screen and an AI that writes code faster than you can think. Tie it to your Tesla app, and it’ll track your car, your solar roof, even your SpaceX launch schedule. Musk’s X tease, “Your desk deserves more,” has tech geeks foaming—could this be his wildest win yet?

But the road’s rocky. Tesla’s sales are tanking, and Musk’s DOGE drama has critics howling he’s lost the plot. Fans bet this laptop will silence the haters; foes say it’s a desperate grab for relevance. Will Elon’s latest shock the system or crash and burn? The countdown’s on!