Elon Musk is back with a vengeance, and the Tesla Model F1 is his weapon of choice—a car so outrageous it’s a slap in the face to every critic who’s dared to doubt him. Sources say it’s packing a tri-motor system that hits 400 mph, with a chassis forged from materials used in SpaceX’s Starship. “This is for the haters,” Musk allegedly growled at a test run, grinning as the car left scorch marks on the pavement.

The Model F1’s debut comes hot on the heels of Tesla vandalism and protests, and it’s no coincidence. Fans on X are calling it “Elon’s middle finger to the mob,” with one viral clip showing the car drifting through a cloud of smoke, its horn blaring a triumphant tune. Detractors say it’s a stunt, but supporters see a genius reclaiming his throne—one burnout at a time.

The real bombshell? Rumors hint the Model F1 could be street-legal, turning every road into Elon’s personal proving ground. As Tesla fights to regain its edge, this car might just be the knockout punch Musk needs. Love him or hate him, you can’t look away.